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unconsciously incompetent 

When you are dumb and don’t even know you are dumb.
That new kid is unconsciously incompetent to racing cars. It’s his first time driving and he thinks he’s Lewis Hamilton.

“Les incompétents” 

This is was a quote from home alone when a family member of Kevin called him incompetent in French. Another example of this is Jack Gadbois, this is a short kid who is very incompetent and some call him “les incompétents”
Jack is what the French call “les incompétents

Band 5 Incompetent 

an incompetent member of NHS Staff could be anything from a toilet cleaner to a chief executive.
That nurse was so useless at taking blood, she is a Band 5 Incompetent

Rom The Incompetent Landmass 

The true name for Rom the Vacuous Spider
Holy shit I finally killed Rom The Incompetent Landmass

incumpetent 

Da state of being brainless and/or naive regarding sperm and its related aspects/properties/effects, such as making a huge mess, implicating someone in a crime, spreading STDs, getting a girl knocked up, etc.
Willie and Monica sure were woefully incumpetent when they carelessly got love-juice on Monnie's dress and thus revealed that there had been some hanky-panky going on between them.
incumpetent by QuacksO November 1, 2019

functional incompetence 

The ability to maintain a façade of competence, the surface of which, once penetrated, reveals the individual actually has little to no understanding of the tasks in which they have been placed in control of. This type of employee is of particular concern as their incompetence may not be discovered until they have left the organization.
John excelled at functional incompetence because he seemed to know what he was doing until an audit showed he fabricated all his reports.