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Someone who can trace every single human invention back to Greece. Glorifies Greece for being the cradle of democracy, yet doesn't even have the letter 'd' from democracy. Has sub-Saharan ancestry yet loves to scream white supremacy. The men look like monkeys and receive the most sexual interaction from desperate Serbian men. Have the ability to fart soundlessly and cry together with Serbs about how they're the rulers of the universe and come up with theories on how even God is Greek.
Greek: "You know, Greeks invented sex."

Non-Greek: "That's true, but it was the non-Greeks that introduced it to women."
Greek by BlessedNonGreek August 19, 2013
When something is weird and foreign but otherwise indescribable
What type of shitface lettering is this?

Response: eh it's fucking Greek
Greek by Dolphinman300 August 3, 2017
To "Greek" Someone, i.e. To penetrate the anal cavity forcefully without lubrication or without condolence of the other party. "Greeking" them into obilivion.
Jo "Man last night i met this chick, we got into bed and i thought, fuck it im going too greek her"
Wesley "There was this chick, she didn't expect it but i gave her the greek really badly!"
Big Smoke "Dude you should totally greek that bitch, if you don't, i will"
Greek by Dr Starfish September 8, 2013
someone who lives in North London, who has big jubblies and generally eats cakes after midnight.
that greek bird eats loads of cakes, the weight has gone to her jubblies
Greek by barriobi December 19, 2008
Turco-Arab Mutts who steal European History
So if you are Greek from Europe, why are you Dark?
Greek by Beloved Love March 4, 2018
to greek. verb
when you get your dick sucked by a girl, and then she hooks up with another dude.

the other dude just got greeked.
damn, that frat star over there just got greeked! that bitch just sucked tummis dick 20 minutes before hooking up with him! hes gotta have the worst luck ever.
greek by bangslutz69 September 30, 2013