gooping 

Using Google to gather information from its accounts without having reasonable suspicion, probable cause, or a proper warrant signed by a judge, which is required when law enforcement or agents of the government collect information, which is really protected by the Fourth Amendment of the United States, an amendment that is routinely and quite commonly ignored whenever it comes to anything on the internet

Agent Joe Friday was gooping all over the FBI offices yesterday, moving from one computer to the next, consistently violating the Fourth Amendment and thus contributing to the total lack of respect that young people have for personal liberties facearresting facebooking and arraignment

gooping by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 2, 2014

Gorringe 

unsuccessfully trying to lure a female into your lair

"I just got gorringed" "He pulled a gorringe"

Gorringe by Mystic Orange Peel April 1, 2009

Gomping 

Verb: To kick excessive ass in video games, or life in general.
Noun: Playing CoD or Halo

Dude I'm totally gomping the shit out of you!!

Gomping by TheOriginalCaptainanAndRyan April 26, 2011

Goringe 

The first word to ever rhyme with orange - also the name for a smelly pedo who preys on young boys with ginger hair

Example:
Person 1: Hey look, he's trying to touch my younger brother's willy

Person 2: He's such a Goringe

Goringe by imapoosey October 8, 2021

keenan goring 

super awesome, the best EVER

oh my god its keenan goring

keenan goring by indiwho December 24, 2008

parasitic groping pretzel tree

: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.

B: What's going on over there?

C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.

A: *muffled chuckling*

parasitic groping pretzel tree by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010

gorning 

neologism. abbreviation of "good morning".
for lazy people.
The noun was created by Cehz on 28th of August 2008 in Stockholm, Sweden.

"hello"..... " GORNING!!!"

gorning by Giganecroghei October 18, 2008