Champagne Floater 

The act of carefully dropping your nutsack into a glass of champagne. The effervescence of the liquid surrounds your beanbag and produces a tingling, uplifting experience.

Instead of participating in the ceremonial toast on New Years Eve, Brian decided to take his glass of Dom Perignon into the shitter and welcome 2009 with a Champagne Floater.

Champagne Floater by Cman February 2, 2009

Floater Friend 

A person you have no real connection with. They are somebody who you don't remember meeting but you are still 'friends'. You say 'hey' in the hallways and classes but you really never hang out.

Yeah, she's a Floater Friend. I don't remember how we met, but we say hey in class.

Floater Friend by ieatice July 21, 2019

Floater 

Fecal matter that refuses to be flushed. Variously known as a strong swimmer. Not to be confused with sticktites or gluons

Also, a line of bullshit that cannot be accepted.

We didn't believe him, so we said, "That shit won't flush", "That one's a floater".

Floater by Chuck Woolery June 17, 2004

sneaky floater 

that poo left behind from your dirty Jamaican cousin... assole

I came into the bathroom only to find a sneaky floater.

sneaky floater by Coreykills June 14, 2015

balloon floater 

3 meanings:
1: a balloon dildo with cum on it.
2:an asshole
3:a universal swear that nobody knows

1: ill throw a balloon floater at you!
2:your a balloon floater!
3:BALLOON FLOATER!

balloon floater by god is a bidoof May 19, 2016

floater 

A floater is a social mastermind who wavers between members of one particular clique or between multiple cliques in general, pitting people against one another and leeching out information without seeming like a threat. A perfected floater will appear incredibly trustworthy and neutral and will play both sides, but in reality, floaters look out for themselves and do whatever possible to keep themselves alive in any given scenario.

After playing both sides, floater Janina decided to attend neither Trichelle's nor Mindy's party, so that neither clique queen would be upset with her.

floater by Gigglez July 24, 2008

Floater 

A turd which refuses to flush.

Who left that floater in the toilet?

Floater by Podge & Rodge November 1, 2006