figgingkiering 

The act of shoving a marker or markers up the anus and/or vagina.

Did you see the video of Margaret figgingkiering? it was so hot.

figgingkiering by bigassbertha October 31, 2022

fap finding mission 

The process of selecting the perfect video to fap to when overwhelmed by options. This problem has become increasingly prominent with the advent of porn tube websites.

I spent the better part of an hour on Pornhub last night on an epic fap finding mission.

fap finding mission by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

IG User Findingyourchill 

Some gay ass nigga who be hittin tha blue tip (kinda swag tho)

"yo jake is such a 'IG User Findingyourchill"

IG User Findingyourchill by ig user mw3decent February 21, 2019

finding nemo 

a horrendus sexual act

first, you go to a pet store and buy some fish eggs. then, while yo woman is sleepin, slip a few into her lil vaj. wait a month, then stick ur dick inside and see what bites

deb: wtf is moving in my pussy?

tim: yo im finding nemo!

deb: wtf

tim:AHHH FUCK I FOUND NEMO

finding nemo by deluxe vajatajay October 21, 2009

Finding Chuck Norris 

You cannot find Chuck Norris, but you may aswell try.

Step 1: Go onto Google.com

Step 2: Type 'Find Chuck Norris'

Step 3: Click on the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button.

Step 4: Run.

Finding Chuck Norris is the cause of a series of health problems.

Finding Chuck Norris by Chris Meeeek January 11, 2009

Finding Nemo 

Another was of saying masturbating

I was finding nemo last night.

Finding Nemo by Andrew Nelson October 20, 2007

finding nemo 

1. the best Pixar movie to date
2. euphemism for smoking marijuna

"yo niggah i was findin nemo last night and this shark ass niggah comed up to me and was tryin to bite on mah shit"

finding nemo by shark ass niggah July 7, 2003