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bramblewood elementary school 

A decent school to go to in the Coquitlam area. Big playground and field, and decent teachers. Tennis court beside the school.
Parent: So how was the first day of Kindergarten?

Child: Bramblewood Elementary School is a decent school. Decent playground. Decent grass. Decent Teachers. Decent everything.

Hillside Elementary School 

aw man bob must be living in a Hillside Elementary School since the thing happened

Mckevett Elementary School 

Mckevett Elementary School is the worst school to exist in all of history. They will ignore you, yell at you, and then get it your parents side. We’re not js kids. We’re humans, Mckevett.
“Where was your last teaching job?”

“ I was a teacher at Mckevett Elementary School in Santa Pau-“

“EW GET TF OUTTA HERE YOU UGLY ASS SNAKE

Durkin park elementary school 

A school that is 90% mexican and filled with bitches thinking they everything. Don't go to that school they will bully you to death. Durkin Park elementary school is not that good
Durkin Park elementary school is a okish school

Oak Valley Elementary School 

Oak Valley is a elementary school located in Deptford where the kids can't get more goodier. The school is the smallest out of all Deptford schools and its complete ass. The kids pick in their asses hoping to find something and tell their friends to smell it. They wipe their nasty and snot all over the bathroom stalls. They never get cleaned neither. Bugs and other shit can be found in the hallways and shit. You wouldn't want you child going here at all.
Friend: Hey i'm signing my kid up at Oak Valley Elementary School, hbu?
Me: I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't want my child getting snot on them from taking a shit in the bathroom.

Kinnikinnick Elementary School 

Kinnikinnick Elementary School is a grade school in Roscoe, IL with an average student population of 400 because it only allows 4th and 5th graders. It is also the home of the Braves. The teachers are reasonably nice but some will take you to the Rockton Cemetery on your last day of school to look at old headstones. It has a great playground and only has seven buses to take children home in. The school used to be the middle school of Roscoe, but was annihilated after a Tornado hit it during the 1970's. It was rebuilt as a grade school. Kinnikinnick was a Native American Tribe and thus the name of the school. Anyone who goes here will have a good education.
"Where did you go to grade school?"
"Kinnikinnick Elementary School."
"What the hell kind of name is that?! Dude. How do you even spell that?"
"I don't know. I went to the school and I still don't know how to spell it."