diving shit

When you have to shit soo bad that you cant hold it so you jump in mid air as your pooping aiming it into the toilet.....also known as the “ DIVING SHIT”.

Rob ate too much hibachi leading to a diving shit once he got home.

by Clese May 18, 2018

Diving dolphin

A cheap malfunctioning sex toy.

The sex toy looked like a diving dolphin and sparks were coming out of it when it was turned on.

by anonymous January 21, 2022

Diving bell

If i stare into the abyss will it stare into me If i stare into the abyss will it stare into me If i stare into the abyss will it stare into meIf i stare into the abyss will it stare into me

Me:have you heard the song diving bell by statset
Dustin bates: prepare the diving bell it's time to take this low again....

by Halinthesea April 24, 2022

Diving helmet

The ancestor to both the gas mask and modern scuba diving gear.

I've never tried a diving helmet. But yes I've tried a gas mask.

by Uncle Dimma June 26, 2022

Diving in them DMs

When you hit-up a girl by Direct Messaging her.

Ayye she's single! Dive in them DMs!!
*Hops on computer and Facebook Msgs Her* (Diving in them dms)

by imLTyme November 1, 2014

Diving for Dollars

When you are traveling globally, abroad, internationally, etc... and realize that your debit or credit card doesn't work due to "network problems", or you lost your wallet the night before and have to wait a week to have new cards sent out. You have to raid all of your pockets, wallets, dirty laundry, purses and man bags to dig up enough to have a big night out. This is high end dumpster diving.

I had to go Diving for Dollars this morning after I lost my wallet at the Playboy Mansion Party last night in order to still hit the clubs tonight.

by Prozic December 28, 2005

diving board eyes

When someone is crosseyed.

I couldn't tell if that bitch was talking to me. And once I figured it out, I didn't know which eye to look at. Because she had diving board eyes.

by 00g June 2, 2008