Angry Dishes 

The anger when one adult in the household is doing dishes while another, who could be helping, isn't. Perhaps they're playing a video game, lying in bed, watching TV, or doing nothing that prevents them from helping with those dishes.

I thought I was going to break something on purpose when I was doing the Angry Dishes last night. Why couldn't she get up off the couch and help?

Angry Dishes by existenzkampf January 4, 2011

dishes 

1. The most vile and unacceptable chore known to all people still living at home with their parents.

2. A chore that is required by most parents for their children so that they may earn a lousy allowance.

3. Something that needs to be clean so that one may eat.

1. I fucking hate the dishes!

2. Parent: Do the damn dishes!
Child: But I don't want to!
Parent: Do them or you won't get your three cents allowance!
Child: FUCK YOU!

3. Child: I'm hungry but there's no clean dishes to eat with.
Parent: Then clean them!
Child: GOD DAMNIT I SAID FUCK YOU!

dishes by Timbolicious December 20, 2007

Disnedent 

From the word 'dissident' and the corporation 'Disney', this term denotes a person who is involved in a boycott of Disney and all Disney affiliates. Much like a vegetarian, this person will probably believe themselves to be morally superior, and try to force their beliefs on you whenever possible.

Tom: HEY! I just got this awesome new DVD of Wolverine! Want to come over and watch it on my massive tv and pretend like we're X-men?
Paul: No dude, I'm a Disnedent. Marvel are owned by Disney now after the August 2009 buyout. I'd prefer it if you provided some ethically-sound entertainment, actually.
Tom: .....oh.

Disnedent by Therese Ascent July 11, 2010

dishel 

another word for motherfucker

god damn colton, you dishel!

dishel by OL_Sloth92 December 2, 2019

jizz dishes 

The lower back dimples on a really sexy girl that you just want to fill with your jizz.

Simon: I love lower back dimples.
Harley: Yea, I just want to fill those jizz dishes.

jizz dishes by dirtywordz May 12, 2014

Diched

A misspelling of the word Dickhead used by dickheads in a misguided attempt to sound cool.

Andrew: I may be a dickhead but at least I'm not a diched

Diched by DefinedbyCK July 28, 2018

washin dishes 

vb: A term used in reference to a man acting in the same fashion that a woman would, as opposed to choppin wood. More often used when the recipient is fucking up terribly.

Yo nig, you got some crack crumbs in yo beard and is scarin all the ladies away!! Da fuck, you washin dishes or are you choppin wood?!!

washin dishes by carpet cancer September 29, 2007