coochie cruncher 

Another name for a lesbian.

Ellen Degeneres is a coochie cruncher.

coochie cruncher by HottieG April 29, 2006

corpse cruncher 

A meat-eater (as described by a vegetarian or vegan)

I've got nothing against corpse crunchers, but don't expect me to eat that shit.

corpse cruncher by Morrissey Minor July 29, 2004

upchuck cruncher 

The act of deep throating till you vomit, then while vomiting, bit the dick till it crunches

Doctor please sew my dick up, this dumb bitch gave me the upchuck cruncher last night

upchuck cruncher by cum guzzling bitches July 30, 2009

sac cruncher 

a males genetals that have been crunched or broken up into tiny pieces using a nutcracker or human teeth.

my girl just gave me a sac cruncher

sac cruncher by mtballa323 December 7, 2010

tit cruncher 

A man (or woman) who usually bites on a woman's boob so hard it almost crunches in his mouth.

Susan had to have her left boob repaired thanks to her tit cruncher of a husband, rob.

tit cruncher by TitCruncher August 26, 2019

Toe Cruncher 

A Politician.

Look at that Toe Cruncher over there!!!!!
(no one says that)

Toe Cruncher by urfahter November 22, 2022

Coleslaw cruncher 

A nigga who like eating coleslaw all day. They nasty ass hell too

"Yo bro you know i be eating coleslaw right"
"You a coleslaw cruncher nigga wtf"

Coleslaw cruncher by Wheretfisq50 May 19, 2023