crinkle cut hoe bag

A woman who twists her face up to try and be good looking in selfies but looks like an used pack of potato chips instead

Jazmine has a crinkle cut hoe bag face with her selfies today

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crinkle wolves

A furry (most likely a wolf) that poops in its own diaper.

"ew what is that smell"
"Ben pooped in his pants. He is in a pack of crinkle wolves"

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crinkle balls by Torch3960 September 11, 2006

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I'm waiting for her to show me her crinkle tart

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to punch someone in the butt hole. butt hole = crinkle star

You better quit fartin', or else I'm gonna crinkle punch you so hard, it knocks dat gas out ya nose.

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A person who always twists their face in a weird way in selfies in order to look attractive but fails..instead looks like a half eaten bag of chips.

Jazmine looks like a crinkle cut hoe bag today with that horrible lipstick

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Thinking so hard and being so utterly smart that not only does your forehead crinkle, but your brain as well.

Check out this crinkle brain strat, it works every time!

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