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Florida Cracker 

Rare, Endangered, and Threatened Species. Florida Crackers are native born Floridians who speak a unique language. It is a language spoken from the heart that anyone can understand. True Florida Crackers have at least one lineal descendant who was also born in the Sunshine State. Florida Crackers feel comfortable shucking oysters, telling stories around a campfire, riding horses, spending time in THE SWAMP, grilling out large steaks, and they possess sophisticated humility. Florida Crackers have a kinship with other fellow Florida Crackers and they can communicate nonverbally. Florida Crackers are resilient, courageous, and very self-sufficient.
Governor Lawton Chiles was a proud Florida Cracker.

Steve Spurrier was born in Miami and embodies the traits of a Florida Cracker.
Florida Cracker by Florida1 December 15, 2011
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Cracker Rich 

White suburbanite with a nice car, nice house, nice things, but very limited or zero disposable income. All the money goes to paying off debt (mortgage, car, credit card, student loans etc...).
My friends are all cracker rich, they have nice stuff but no money to do anything fun.
Cracker Rich by J.K.O'Brien September 21, 2014

candy cracked out 

After playing candy crush all day the individual can not fall asleep due to visuals of candy dancing in your head
Im all candy cracked out and didn't sleep at all last night every time i close my eyes all i can see is that fucking game!
candy cracked out by rtrmike November 11, 2013

Old neck cracker

A crazy old man who is a pest or burden. Someone who is crazy or nuts, someone who is psychotic,schizophrenic,manic, deranged, insane, bizarre or weird.
- that crazy old neck cracker is pretty weird, it's best to leave him alone.
- old neck cracker wake up, you can't be drunk in the middle of the street.
- leave that old crazy neck cracker alone.
- the county should help all these old neck crackers find a home, instead of letting them live on the street.

cracker talk  

"cracker talk " is something that most niggers can't do.
cracker talk by omegs greek February 26, 2009

Crackberry 

Nickname for the popular RIM communication device named Blackberry. The device, which is a phone, PDA, and e-mail appliance has gained outrageous popularity. Users/owners are typically addicted to checking e-mail and swapping short messages on the device. It appears as though they are addicted as a crackhead is to the pipe.
Look at him. Like he's a pimp/playuh all hooked-up on his crackberry.
Crackberry by Paul August 23, 2004

cracked at fortnite 

This is my friend Justin and he is cracked at Fortnite my guy uhhhhhh
POV: 6th grader walks up to u me: what the 6th grader This is my friend Justin and he is cracked at Fortnite my guy uhhhhhh