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Cooch Cannon 

Where you put as much mentos and coke in a woman's pussy as you can. Sometimes followed by putting your dick in for as long as you can.
I tried giving my girlfriend a cooch cannon the other day, I should try it more often, she screamed a lot!
Cooch Cannon by zomgwtfbbq November 5, 2006

cooch pusher 

A girl who when giving a hug rams or pushes her crotch against the other person. Perhaps an indication that she is attracted to the person she cooch pushes, or maybe she's just a slut :)
"Vanessa totally wants me, dude! Everytime we hug she gives the old cooch push!"

"Everyone knows she's a cooch pusher, bro!"
cooch pusher by mmmlele October 28, 2007

Cooch Snot 

Cooch snot is the wetness from the womans vagina that leaks out, sort of like having a runny nose. Thus, cooch snot
EW! You got cooch snot all over my balls!
Cooch Snot by TitterDee March 31, 2010

Cooch McDuck 

When a (cis) female gives you the prick tease all night, but when push comes to shove she just walks away.

A stingy lover. A miserly vag.
"Soooo, did you shag the Asian bird last night?"
"Oh, man! No, FFS! We`ve been making out all night but turns out she was a Cooch McDuck!"

cooch stack 

The area of which cooch and next to cooch are. ie butthole
Ahhh my elbow just hit the dogs cooch stack!

Get that dog something more nutritious than that cooch stack she’s licking on!
cooch stack by HustinD August 12, 2018

Cooch Cork 

Get your cooch cork out of my face, asshole.
Cooch Cork by Blotto Otto October 23, 2003