Sniffing Britches

A girl that is always stuck up her man's ass. Even when she is not with him she goes by his house to sniff his underwear so she can smell his anus. These girls are usually immature, childish and hypocritical.

I can't stand sniffing britches, she must be shoved so far up Joel's asshole she can tell what kind of syrup he put on his pancakes.

Sniffing Britches by RJ Morgan October 13, 2009

sugar in his britches

A word used to describe a man who says he is straight, but definitely is questionable.

Adam definitely has a lil sugar in his britches!

sugar in his britches by oomfprim July 12, 2022

I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES 

To poop your pants

Homer Simpson said I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES

I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES by Bill Bill May 24, 2018

I done wet my britches 

To become overwhelmed by something most improbable.

Good gosh almighty, that comeback was so incredible I done wet my britches.

I done wet my britches by Esteban Smarinetti October 20, 2008

london britches 

When your pants keep falling down and won't stay up. Comes from a children's game where they say "london bridge is falling down." Britches is southern slang for pants. Mix them together and you get london britches.

man, i should have worn a belt - i'm getting London britches

london britches by we'regannabattlethisyear October 25, 2006

Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches 

1. Whatever you want it to mean
2. Pointlessness.

Papa: Eat your food.
Eric: Why?
Papa: Cat's fur to make Kitten's britches, that's why!

Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches by Eric A. S. September 7, 2005

Whistle britches 

The sound corduroy pants make when they brush against each other as you walk. Can also be referring to the person wearing corduroys, usually an egghead.

You can hear that dork wearing the whistle britches from around the corner.
Hey whistle britches! Don't start a fire with those thighs!

Whistle britches by mmmmpooky October 18, 2008