Briggsy'll Fix It 

A short-lived 1990s television programme based on Jim'll Fix It in which gay art icon Briggsy made the dreams of homosexuals come true. One classic episode featured Briggsy riding a greased pig through Liverpool before masturbating into the River Mersey whilst singing "I am what I am"

Homosexual 1: I really want to be gang-buggered by a colony of baboons.

Homosexual 2: Briggsy'll Fix It!

Briggsy'll Fix It by Des Lynam's Love-Gland November 27, 2006

Briggsy Lava Tramp

The tramp's snail trail glistens like aurora borealis so therefore lights up the night sky from his cardboard box haven. This cheap method of boho lighting has been used at various gay parties throughout soho and the west end, not forgetting clapham.

Is that the illuminations you mentioned? no way son, thats just another briggsy lava tramp.

Briggsy Lava Tramp by Dwarfed mongrel November 10, 2008

Briggsy World 

Theme park in Windsor celebrating the work of superstar gay artist Briggsy. The centrepiece is the Spunktank. This is a replica of Briggsy's most famous work of art, a drained swimming pool filled with Briggsy's jizz.

My favourite bit in Briggsy World is the Spunktank. I stole a pube as a souvenir.

Briggsy World by Gordy Frigmahole December 23, 2006

The Briggs Effect 

When you suck at a game so hard that you must destroy the controller so no one has to suffer through watching how terrible you are.

Rosco: Wow, Ben really sucks at this game.
Steph: Yeah, hopefully the Briggs Effect will kick in soon and we won't have to watch this anymore.

The Briggs Effect by WittyPork January 11, 2013

The Briggs Effect 

Being very sore and feeling as if being hit by a bus from raging too hard at a concert or rave.

Man, after thrashing at the show last night, I'm definitely feeling the Briggs Effect.

The Briggs Effect by jehm faulking January 6, 2013

Briggsycide 

An evil pesticide which kills anything from human to amoeba in an instant. Taken from the bare cheek skin of an acne Briggsy

The cornfields were raped bare by briggsycide

Briggsycide by Disturbed Undergarment November 24, 2006

Briggsy's Kitchen 

A television series shown on Channel 4. Loosely based on Hell's Kitchen it features the famous artist Briggsy as head chef. The contestants have to impress Briggsy by cooking meals using their own jizz. Briggsy tests all the dishes whilst playing with his little scabby cock. He awards points for taste and presentation. The winner is permitted to fellate Briggsy in Tate Modern whilst hundreds of onlookers cheer and shout arty slogans.

Are you off to Tate Modern, Quentin?

Certainly am, Benjy. The winner of Briggsy's Kitchen is receiving his prize this afternoon.

Briggsy's Kitchen by colin cummerbund May 9, 2009