montana blondes 

A sheep date eg; a “date" with a sheep that does not cost much since there are no women on the prairie the only blondes you see are sheep thus Montana blondes

I've had many Montana blondes because no means no but baaa can mean whatever you want

Why do you have that one sheep tied up is she your Montana blonde

I heard you like Montana blondes; eg, fucking sheep

montana blondes by baaa canmeanwhatever you want August 5, 2014

Supercar Blondie 

An attractive blonde woman with access to exclusive vehicles who then makes videos for social media. However, she has no actual knowledge of mechanics or physics. This is overlooked due to her tits and heels. She hasn't actually made a video to date that shows her enthusiasm for the mechanical world. Main focus is how "gorgeous" the car is and individual aesthetics that dont even matter.

"This Mclaren has 800hp, it goes 0 - 100 in 3.1 seconds, wait, check this out, the dash lights up according to your mood! How awesome is that!" - Supercar Blondie

Supercar Blondie by Chowdabum December 4, 2020

Blondes 

Dont Take Shit From People. Put People In Check. Can Be Nice. Are One Of The Smartest People.

Guy: She Stupid
Girl: No She's Not
Guy: Look she is Blondes Yes She Is
Girl: She Has The Highest Grade In Our Class

Blondes by Ayee_This_Chick November 9, 2012

blondiesaurus 

an older blonde woman who is attracted to younger men. often hunts alone. can be identified by dark regrowth, false eyelashes and leopard print clothing. like a cougar but older and with no standards!

did you hear about Timmy? he was attacked by a blondiesaurus last night

blondiesaurus by kelbie1979 October 20, 2010

bloodies 

The drinking reference to multiple bloody marys

The bloodies at our favorite bar are the BEST!

bloodies by OregonRules March 12, 2017

Dirty Blondie 

A darker haired blonde girl as she is called a blondie. Usually brownish blondes are Dirty Blondes / Dirty Blondies.

What is described as a girl that is a dirty blonde.
Can be used for a nickname.

This girl was Blondie now she's Dirty Blondie

Dirty Blondie by Superweapon221 September 3, 2013

National blondes day 

If your a blonde then great! On April 5 you and your closest blondes get to celebrate! And even better, nobody can call you a dumb blonde!

Guy: your so stupid you must be a dumb blonde

Blonde: actually you can’t say that it’s national blondes day

National blondes day by Mrs. Holland November 1, 2021