philly beat off 

Mostly it's an act of being a gay lonely adult male from Philadelphia PA with bad memory who plays with little boys in a bedroom all day every day, mostly.

They mostly do the philly beat off together on a daily basis, mostly.

philly beat off by anorexic body builder August 16, 2010

National beat off day 

October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys

“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off”

“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”

National beat off day by Nohomo2369 October 4, 2019

Butter Beat-Off

When you melt a bowl of butter, and pour it on the person's penis and jerk them off with it.

He's so hot I want to give him a butter beat-off.

Butter Beat-Off by DTTHELEGEND May 4, 2025

Off-beat Susan 

Off-beat Susan
n.

1. A bizarre sex act in which a male receives anal intercourse from a female wearing a strap on phallus.
2. The act is "off-beat" in the sense that it is disturbing and weird and incorporates the feminine name "Susan" due to the distinct gender reversal.

Ted recieved his first off-beat Susan from Jane, and the sick bastard enjoyed it.

Off-beat Susan by Joe/Eric October 28, 2004

off-beat 

blueface

his albums off-beat
it will grow on you

off-beat by Gamers4sho March 14, 2020

off beat 

ye aight blueface baby

just watch respect my crypin or the next big thang off beat

off beat by snız January 4, 2019

beat me off 

A phrase used to express frustration or anger, often towards a professor who gives hard exams or women that ghost you

Friend 1: how did you do on that exam.

Friend 2: went horrible, turned that thing in and told him he could beat me off

beat me off by Kern May 17, 2016