adoption vibes
adoption vibes by your great grandpa March 28, 2022
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Adoptionizing
When u put your good for nothing useless child up for adoption or simply drop them on the front doorstep of the orphanage.
Dude 1: hey man Kareem’s kid is pretty fucking useless
Dude 2: ik he should really look into adoptionizing
Dude 2: ik he should really look into adoptionizing
Adoptionizing by Abdul Hasam April 10, 2023
adoption nerd
"I'm really struggling with chemistry, maybe i should find myself an adoption nerd."
"Oh him? He is my adoption nerd to help me through some classes."
"Oh him? He is my adoption nerd to help me through some classes."
adoption nerd by Blasekiller February 1, 2024
Adoption, adoptUtion, adoptioN
Adoption, adoptUtion, adoptioN by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
Surprize Adoption
This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.
Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*
Girl: HELP!!!
*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*
Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!
*They all lived happily ever after*
Girl: HELP!!!
*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*
Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!
*They all lived happily ever after*
Surprize Adoption by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011
ollie adoption day
ollie adoption day is the day my cat oliver got adopted, please make it a national holiday. August 3rd! Please make oliver famous he is really fat and cute:)
ollie adoption day by Slayqueen20205027 August 2, 2022
Express adoption
Dick Grayson’s, Jason Todd’s, and Tim Drake’s adoptions we’re all express adoptions./Alfred call the guy.
Express adoption by ThePandaRedd August 4, 2022