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turd yodeling

The deep, strangled sound one often hears when another person is working on passing a particularly, um, challenging piece of feces from their anus.

Usually quite loud and penetrating- heard through doors and over stalls. May inspire inquires of "do you need an ambulance?" "Holy shit! What did you eat??!"
Austin Powers - "WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR??" is a great example.

In a sentence, "That dude started turd yodeling so loud in the stall I jumped and pissed on the wall!! His ass needs to eat some oatmeal!!"
turd yodeling by Hotdiggity January 6, 2014
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the walmart yodeling kid 

The Walmart yodeling kid is a legend of our time. Not only does he yodel but.. he has a shiny belt. He became an over night sensation thanks to someone uploading a video of him singing/yodeling a song in a Walmart.
Example a:
“Did you see that video on twitter of the yodeling walmart kid?”
“Yea bruv, i wish i could yodel like that.”
Example b: I wish I could have a shiny belt like the Walmart yodeling kid.

Internet Yelling 

typing completely in caps lock to make it look like you are yelling, since whoever is reading it cannot hear your voice.
person 1: dude!! why are you internet yelling at me??

person 2: BECAUSE I'M ANGRY!!

yodeling groceries 

throwing up, vomit, tossing cookies, upchucking, ralphing, praying to the porcelain god, lose(one's) lunch puking, chunder, hurl, barfing, blow chunks, eating backwards, spew(chunks), wretch, and 3D burp/belch
Me: Vodka and I used to be best friends...until the incident.
Bartender: (Uninterested Grunt)
Me: Yeah, I thought I could handle 18 gimlets but after 10, I was yodeling groceries.

yodeling kid 

the best singer ever and will perform at Walmart until he dies because he loves it so much
yodeling kid by Leo Hummrich April 16, 2018

yodeling in the canyon 

Performing cunninglingus while humming the tune from "Heidi"
I wouldn't mind yodeling in the canyon with her.

hood yodeling 

1)when rap lyrics don't sound like actual words just series of pitches and tones in a semi melodic fashion. 2)the type of rap that tries to attach itself to real hip hop.....:see trap music
Young thug sounds likes he's hood yodeling when he raps.