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volcanic snowball 

This one's good.
It's when you jizz in a girls mouth.
She spits it into your asshole.
And then you fart it back into her mouth.
Quit fuckin' around before I volcanic snowball your ass.

volcanus 

n. An uncomfortable and often daylong affair during which one's bowels feel as though they may erupt at any time, similarly to a volcano. Often accompanied by unusually noxious flatulence including a distinct "hot" feeling. Most of the time, even a full release won't actually bring relief due to the lingering burn and difficult-to-contain aftershocks.
We had to stop a few times on our trip because of Tom's volcanus.

I don't think I can do squats today, I've got some pretty bad volcanus.
volcanus by Pcppc September 8, 2013

volcanus anus 

The overly large extended butthole right before you shit which resembles a volcano
volcanus anus by Urban Thinker March 14, 2015

volcanity 

Having a lot of fire and spice.
Wow, that girl's got so much volcanity when she speaks.
volcanity by perchillos March 22, 2015

Volcanus 

Strike a light, my bum was like an erupting volcanus this morning! The minute my cheeks touched the seat,’BANG!’, there was brown lava spewing out of my crater. Good job I didn’t try and fart or I’d have got magma in my grots for sure!
Volcanus by Nuphagus April 12, 2020

Volcanic Cum Dump 

When a womans ass gets completely filled with semen from a large group of men, then chugs a bottle og magnesium citrate causing her to expell all the semen like a volcanic explosion.
Dude! We turned a chick into a volcanic cum dump last night! A bunch of guys busted a nut in a chicks ass, then she chugged a bottle of that liquid stuff you drink before a colonoscopy, she violently shit out all that cum all over the place!