Umpa Lumpa

A slave creature from another world that was destroyed, often used in the Charlie and the Chocolat Factory as workers.

Mommy I want this Umpa Lumpa and I want it NOW!

Umpa Lumpa by Lain April 18, 2004

Umpa Lumpa

A Short Man

The Umpa Lumpa couldn't even climb the barstool.

Umpa Lumpa by Faith & Larenda August 6, 2003

Umpa Lumpa

the best damn halloween costume

I went to a halloween costume as a umpa lumpa!

Umpa Lumpa by Anonymous October 25, 2003

umpa lumpa handshake 

The act of masturbation after eating an entire bag of Cheetos.

"So I was sitting in my parents basement enjoying some Cheetos and porn, when i gave myself a umpa lumpa handshake. Let me tell you it was the best handshake ever!"

umpa lumpa handshake by Steve Uknow March 14, 2011

Umpa Lumpa Music 

Loud Hispanic music with origins primarily in Mexico.

Check out that dude listening to the Umpa Lumpa Music.

Umpa Lumpa Music by Comtula January 17, 2010

umpa lumpa porn 

Umpa lumpas are little midgets off willie and the wonka factory and they make their own porn! and adele loves watching it, it turns her on. She well dirty

Umpa Lumpa porn is the stuff that adele watches!

umpa lumpa porn by your mothers fuck buddy May 8, 2006

counter clockwise umpa lumpa 

when a 3ft tall migit stands benith you with your legs spred while she nibbles on your sphincter star, and grasping your scrotum and rotates it counter clockwise.

dam Bridget Powerz sucked the shit out of my sphincter last nigh shit just hasent been the same since then literaly.i got the counter clockwise umpa lumpa

counter clockwise umpa lumpa by gangstagrillz1 March 26, 2010