Kid Toucher 

A human who is usually of the male gender that touches kids at an uncomfortable or offensive level.

Usually named Antonio, and the victim is usually named Josh.

Antonio is such a kid toucher, he touched Josh

Kid Toucher by jesuschristisaliveholycrap October 31, 2022

cloth toucher 

1.when a piece of poo has protruded far enough from your rectum to touch your under-clothing.

I used my underpants to wipe the results of a cloth toucher out of my anus. I threw them in the women's bathroom.

cloth toucher by scannin October 10, 2006

elbow toucher 

a ditzy (blonde) woman that you convince that if she can touch her elbows behind her back she won't have cancer, thus making her thrust her chest towards you giving you a nice view.

sam is an elbow toucher

elbow toucher by 100bc December 20, 2004

boy toucher 

1. A male pedophile, molester, or pervert that likes to touch young boys.

You should be one to talk about looks Joe. You look like a fuckin Boy Toucher.

boy toucher by Kwicherbichen July 29, 2007

Turd Toucher 

One who is fascinated with touching fecal matter.

"Ryan has been poking at that log for hours. What a turd toucher."

Turd Toucher by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009

pole-toucher 

Slang term for a member of the LDS faith. Refers to the vision of Nephi in Nephi Book 1 Chapter 8. Can be combined with "Joey" to make "pole-touchin' Joeys."

"Here, have some of my homebrew."
"No thanks."
"Why, are you a pole-toucher or something?"

"Mom, can I watch an R-rated movie?"
"No honey. Now run along to church with the rest of us pole-touchin' Joeys."

pole-toucher by bortschuss May 1, 2007

Leg-Toucher

A motorcycle rider who cannot perform a boxed double u-turn without touching their leg on the ground. These riders think their riding ability is better than it actually is, and typically want to buy bikes that are too big for them to handle at their skill level.

Rider 1: "Who let that kid get a motorcycle license? I heard he couldn't even complete the figure eight without putting his foot down."
Rider 2: "Yea, scoring high on the written test doesn't mean shit if you're a leg-toucher."

Leg-Toucher by Instructor Josh August 30, 2010