well excuse me thunderfuck 

well excuse me thunderfuck, can be used as a rare insult, it’ll shock whoever you’re insulting, that’s how rare it’s used. (get it??? shock?? srry, i love a good pun.)

random man in his parents basement: sTaR wArS tHe LaSt JeDi IsN’t StAr WaRs

person reply to said man: well excuse me thunderfuck,,,, but why did it air in theaters if it wAsN’t sTaR wArS ??

well excuse me thunderfuck by wheatleydidntdeserve October 17, 2019

thunderfuck 

the way a sexy girl looks when she wakes up from a night full of riveting sexual experiences.

Antonio:: i banged this hottie last night, yeahhh she was a total thunderfuck, she looked so lucious, i fucked her again before i sent her packin.

thunderfuck by bitcharoni October 23, 2007

Tittoes Thunderfuck 

Making your bitch walk back to her dormitory alone during a thunderstorm, usually resulting in near death and or severe bodily damage.

Guy 1: Yo, I Tittoes Thunderfucked my bitch last night during that storm. She got struck in the vag with a bolt of lightning.
Guy 2: Holy shit dude is she alright?
Guy 1: Yeah, but whenver I insert now I get shocked. Her spicebox is like a fucking electric generator.
Guy 2: Have you tried plugging things into her?
Guy 1: Yeah, I ran out of sockets so she's running the microwave as we speak.

Tittoes Thunderfuck by Barry Mastrocockslap January 11, 2009

Thunderfuck 

Pronunciation: thuhn-der-fuhk
Function: Verb

To publicly chastise someone without regard to social convention or political correctness

I will thunderfuck your ass right out of this grocery store, you retarded, douche bag, ass clown.

Thunderfuck by shacknerz July 6, 2008

thunderfuck 

when you fart in a chick's mouth during sexual intercourse.

That ho' sucked, so I gave her a thunderfuck!

thunderfuck by Robby C. May 18, 2006

Thunderfuck 

A strain of Marijuana made in the U.S. through experimentation. About a year and a half old. Really fucking expensive though, but great weed and a big hit in the states.

Yo man, I want to get high tonight but have no fucking money, let's go break into Jerry's house and steal some thunderfuck man.

Thunderfuck by invisible157 July 5, 2009

alaskan thunderfuck 

An intense, fast-paced, unforgiving experience of sexual intercourse. Side effects include, but are not limited to: stomach ache, headache, muscle contractions involuntary convulsions, partial paralaysis, or even death. The reciever of the alaskan thunderfuck may also experience bowel or vaginal disorders for 4-7 days. If said disorders last longer than this time period, a doctor or physician should be consulted.

Kim found herself in rehab after experiencing the Alaskan Thunderfuck.

alaskan thunderfuck by Heywoode Jablome April 30, 2006