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all is well in the cosmos 

all is well in the cosmos by tim October 20, 2003

the might-as-well shave 

when a guy is balding or his hairline is receding, so he just shaves the whole thing because he'd "might as well" just shave the whole thing.
jane: "whoa! what happened? your comb over... it's gone!"

john: "yep, I finally accepted the fact that I'm no Amy Winehouse, and went for the might-as-well shave."

the age of well-behaving animals 

The Christian afterlife, when lions can be petted by humans while sitting next to a lamb, without fear of getting mauled. Since humans are of the animal kingdom, they will behave good too.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no strain of bacteria would not make us sick, and elephants wouldn't trample children.

In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.

The Reverse Wishing Well 

Where you do a shit so massive, you have to push it round the U bend in the toilet by hand.
My boy did a shit so massive he had to give it the reverse wishing well,

will be well in the end. Ground and invest in small indulgences as evening setsuvilida 

will be well in the end. Ground and invest in small indulgences as evening setsuvilida
will be well in the end. Ground and invest in small indulgences as evening setsuvilida

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