hang up the phone 

An annoyed or embarrassed response to the stupidity or incompetence of another. Synonymous with "Shut the fuck up", or "Jesus, you're stupid". Derived from one man's inability to counteract the obliviousness of those around him, to which he blurted it out in frustration. Also, an appropriate reply to an unfunny or otherwise retarded joke.

Bo: "Boy, I have a lot of tools in my garage."

Me: "Hang up the phone, tubby."

hang up the phone by Captain Walleye August 20, 2008

ted leo and the pharmacists

great great great band.

Me: hey, did you hear the ted leo and the pharmacist's song, me and mia, or where have all the rude boys gone?
him: nope.
Me: really? well, you should
him: why?
Me; because they are great, wonderful, and even orgasmic.

ted leo and the pharmacists by Hannah November 29, 2004

Army Of The Pharaohs 

Army Of The Pharaohs is an underground hip-hop supergroup consisting of Vinnie Paz, 7L & Esoteric, Apathy, Planetary, Crypt The Warchild, Celph Titled, King Syze, Chief Kamachi, Des Devious, Faez One and Reef The Lost Cauze. They just released their debut album called "The Torture Papers". They represent that hardcore raw shit and that ol' boom bap rap. Also known as AOTP.

Planetary Unveilin' the secret is more than fairy tales when we preachin'/ This that '94 Boom Bap shit that we teachin'
Celph TitledAnd it's "A" 'cause we animals, "O" 'cause we ominous/ "T" 'cause we tyrants and, "P" 'cause we're prominent

Army Of The Pharaohs are some hardcore muthafuckas who keep underground rap alive.

Army Of The Pharaohs by Slugga September 7, 2008

The Phantom Shitter 

Also known as Alex "Cheech" Marin who in 2006, during the Loyola Freshman football season, took massive shits throughout the Freshman/Sophomore locker room. He was notorious for vanishing after dropping a duece seemingly into thin air. The Phantom Shitter was never officially caught in the act, but after years of specualtion, it has been confirmed that Alex Marin is THE PHANTOM SHITTER.

Damn do you smell that?" "Yea, I guess the phantom shitter strikes again...

The Phantom Shitter by deepdarksecrets September 27, 2010

answering the phone 

When someone gets hit by person or object hard enough to hear ringing in their head.

Oh man did you see that hit? That guys gonna be answering the phone for awhile.

answering the phone by Jesse Sherburne December 29, 2008

elephant in the phone 

In a conversation between two people texting, a situation that is so big that it should be discussed, but neither of the two people want to bring it up while texting.

Like elephant in the room

It was hard talking to James because there was that huge elephant in the phone about that girl we both like

elephant in the phone by geniusonwheels June 6, 2010

a strange phenomenon in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph 

A strange phenomenon in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph

A strange phenomenon in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph

a strange phenomenon in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph by Anglais1234 September 12, 2017