The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack 

The only cartoon making Cartoon Network worth watching these days, and the most brilliant thing that ever existed since The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy was cancelled.

Created by Mark "Thurop" Van Orman, who also wrote the storyboard for The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

This cartoon follows the misdadventures of Flapjack, a sweet-natured, naive, ADVENTURE thirsting little boy, accompanied by Captain K'nuckles and their Whale, Bubby, in their treacherous search for Candied Island.

Loved by many for its ever so slightly deliciously disturbing animation, hilariously twisted situations, and young Flap's adorable antics.

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack is so goddam roflworthy.
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Flapjack: "ADVENTURE!! .. NYAHEEHEENYAANEEYAA!!"
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Creepy old man: ".. I'll play a game with you! Hahaha! Wets pway a bathwoom game! ... You WIN! Hahahahahah! YOU WIN! Hahahahaha! YOU WIN hahahaa! YOU WIN! Hahahaha! YOU WIN! Hahahaha! Hahahaha!"

Flapjack: "Well you need to grow up!"

Creepy old man: "GROW UP?! I'M DIRTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD!"

*incredibly creepish visual on screen*

Dude. Look up "creepy old man flapjack" on youtube and I promise you'll laugh.

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack by ItsAlrightI'mADoctor March 7, 2010

flappin' the flipstick 

Gettin yo' dick beat.

-Adam and Jenn "walking" in the park.

Alex - whats Adam doing?
Party Arty- flappin' the flipstick
Alex - WHAT??
Party Arty - they're walking in the woods...

flappin' the flipstick by P.Arty February 16, 2009

dick flapping in the wind 

slang term, i.e. Don't leave me hanging out to dry!
To idle blindly. No direction. Uncertainty.

Well call me and let me know what is up! Don't leave me with my dick flapping in the wind!

dick flapping in the wind by MustangGT September 26, 2005

flappin in the wind 

when a vagina is extremely loose that it flaps.

man i hope its not windy today, shelbys gunna be flappin in the wind

flappin in the wind by Shelby && Alyssa December 14, 2008

flappin the crap hamper 

takin a shit

The phone rang while I was flappin the crap hamper.

flappin the crap hamper by jack February 8, 2003

Flapping the Floppy Cow

To masturbate in class, often causing you to breathe heavily and make your desk quickly move up and down. Derived from the infamous Van Fap Floppy Cow, the king of in-school fap.

Person: Van Fap, what the hell are you doing?
Van Fap Floppy Cow: I'm Flapping the Floppy Cow, why would I be doing anything else?

Flapping the Floppy Cow by Bracelets January 8, 2010

flapping the paper asshole 

A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.

A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....

flapping the paper asshole by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014