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hoof the back doors in

A term to express forced anal violation, usually of a female.
I'd like to hoof the back doors in on that young beauty
hoof the back doors in by Hoof Man February 3, 2010

Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please! 

The announcement always said on the NYC Subway trains when the doors are about to close, and the train is about to leave.

Originally recorded by Charlie Pellett and is on all new technology trains

(older trains have live crappy announcements from the conductors)
Announcer: Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!

Train: closes doors, and leaves

Open the Church Doors 

When fucking doggie style, a girl reaches around and pulls her ass cheeks apart allowing for deeper penetration. This is especially helpful when done by a woman with a big ol' ass.
"Open the church doors baby, I want to give my confession!"

"When she opened the church doors, I think my cock hit her cervix!"

open the blast doors 

To get really, really stoned. To smoke a lot of Marijuana.
Since we are going to the mountains today, we should open the blast doors for sure.
open the blast doors by emit June 11, 2008

Roblox Doors The Mines 

The latest update of Roblox Doors. Released August 30, 2024. literally shows up after you complete door 100 (Figure)
its a bit harder than the hotel. literally the seek chase got harder, figure also shows up early.
Giggle: If you hear a laugh, try to look everywhere in the ceiling until you see a white monster called Giggle. Use any source of light (straplight and lighter doesnt work) or use a glowstick to stun giggle,
Grumble: Appears in door 150 after the first seek chase. Activate all power sources to escape grumble. don't go too close, he is an instant kill entity.
Dread: Appears in the Hotel and the Mines. Entity despawns when you manage to enter the next door after dread's room. use a crucifix if you get lost. This is also an instant kill entity, like grumble, seek and figure, rush and ambush.
Gloombats: dont use any light source or step on their eggs, this causes them to be hostile or add more gloombats.
Seek: The chase got harder. you have to time your jump or you will get killed by the dripstones. The guiding light appears better and moves also. In the minecart chase avoid the boards. crouch on them. Follow the light to the right direction. The second chase adds grumble to the chase. In the sewer chase follow the light, dont go to grumble, Kick the door down ASAP. In door 199, activate all power generators without falling into the dam. which takes damage.
Avoid the hands too. After that find a button that opens the gate that leads to door 200. you win!
Roblox Doors The Mines was leg shivering but fun

To Open the Bay Doors

To spread one’s butt cheeks during defecation as too minimize the clean-up that will be required.
“Forgot to open the bay doors today and was wiping for hours, so annoying!”