Shuffle the deck 

Slang term meaning to masturbate, typically in reference to females only.

Originally from the UK TV series, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.

Gaz: You've gone to shuffle the deck haven't you....

Shuffle the deck by Leeeeeeeum October 23, 2008

shuffleing the deck 

a slang word meaning masturbation

to shuffle the deck: to masturbate

Guy 1:man Lindsey Lohan is so hot
Guy 2: tell me about it,i was shuffleing the deck to her all last night

shuffleing the deck by ianmcphee January 19, 2006

The Decoy 

A picture of yourself looking like a clown, printed on a 8.5x11 or larger piece of paper. It just screams "who wants to invest in printer ink?". It must tell corny jokes through chat bubbles. The decoy is used in a homeroom class at school so you can place the decoy at your regular seat and go sit with your friends.

The decoy fooled everyone and caused a big distraction in homeroom.

The Decoy by Bob Decoymaker November 28, 2011

Stack the deck

When 2 people want to cuddle in bed, but the room temperature exceeds comfortable cuddling conditions. Therefore, you turn your backs to one another and intertwine your buttcheeks, alternating one person's atop the other's in a shuffled, card-like manner.

Jamey and Jessica climb into bed and engage into a typical cuddling position, but their body heat becomes too much to endure for the entire night and therefore they both flip over.

Jamey: Honey it's getting too warm to snuggle, I have to flip over.
Jessica: Ok but let's at least stack the deck (cuddling, essentially with your butt cheeks intertwined.)

Stack the deck by Nastyfax May 27, 2015

Getting on the decks 

Female masturbation. When a woman is rubbing her clit and labia in a repetitive motion with the hand flat in a way that resembles a DJ scratching a vinyl.

"Fran was late for work because she was too busy getting on the decks"

Getting on the decks by jfray January 9, 2015

The December 22 Incident 

The worst event in online history.

The tragedy of The December 22 Incident

The December 22 Incident by CrimsxnDevil December 24, 2022

Hit the deck 

To go to bed, to sleep.

I'm tired, I guess its time to hit the deck.

Hit the deck by keroja December 4, 2010