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Blow the Goat
1. Abject FAIL. Refers to a situation wherein a man, seeking pleasure from an attractive woman, spends much of his efforts, money and time on wooing said woman, but in the course of the evening, ends up philating a goat instead.
2. Description of an incident or string of incidents wherein everything has not gone your way, or has ended in shame or failure.
2. Description of an incident or string of incidents wherein everything has not gone your way, or has ended in shame or failure.
1. "My buddy was trying to mack on this chick, but got all drunk and puked on her and her friends. man, he totally blew the goat."
2. On my way to work today I ran over a kitten. At work I fucked up a huge account and lost the company over 9000 dollars. On the way home from work, I crashed my car. When I finally got home, my wife is packing and says she's leaving me and taking the kids. I went to get the gun to kill myself, but didn't have any bullets. Today really blew the goat.
3. I lost my job today. Man, this really blows the goat.
4. I wrote this all myself. Therefore I blow the goat.
2. On my way to work today I ran over a kitten. At work I fucked up a huge account and lost the company over 9000 dollars. On the way home from work, I crashed my car. When I finally got home, my wife is packing and says she's leaving me and taking the kids. I went to get the gun to kill myself, but didn't have any bullets. Today really blew the goat.
3. I lost my job today. Man, this really blows the goat.
4. I wrote this all myself. Therefore I blow the goat.
Blow the Goat by skippytheheathen June 9, 2009
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blow the bhow
The slang for simply saying, smoke some weed. This slang is normally used in the Wilmington, Delaware area.
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Blow the dolphin
Carlos Mencia, Paris Hilton, candy corn, Night Trap, Sewer Shark, any dipping sauces other than buffalo and ranch, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Kevin Fedderline, Uwe Boll, Michael Bay, MTV, Fred Savage except for his role in Rules of Attraction. All of these things, and anything else you like, blow the dolphin.
Blow the dolphin by DuMaH December 28, 2007
The final blow
A form of nutting where the nutter proceeds to place their testicles through the hole of a brick.
The next step is to start nutting as per usual but just before the climax another brick is dropped making contact with the testicles delivering a final blow of semen
The next step is to start nutting as per usual but just before the climax another brick is dropped making contact with the testicles delivering a final blow of semen
The final blow by Curriedurry January 30, 2022
Blow the Clown
While this phrase often has sexual and/or circus related meanings, it is often cited in some parts of the country as having to blow into a breathalyzer to measure blood alcohol content after a traffic stop.
Joe got pulled over and blew the clown last night, now he is in the drunk tank.
From the Randall Zwarte' Band's song, Blow the Clown: "Blow the Clown means you're going down." This is a reference to being pulled over during a traffic stop for suspicion of DUI or DWI (Driving Under the Influence).
From the Randall Zwarte' Band's song, Blow the Clown: "Blow the Clown means you're going down." This is a reference to being pulled over during a traffic stop for suspicion of DUI or DWI (Driving Under the Influence).
Blow the Clown by J_in_Bennington March 8, 2010