Taco Bell

A one-way ticket to Toilet Town.

Jimmy: I just got some Taco Bell.

FBI: Get down, he’s gonna blow!

(Jimmy nukes the whole town)

Moral of the story: Taco Bell bad. Chipotle good.

Taco Bell by ChiefLEGOLover January 13, 2021

Taco Bell

A cool store that offers a wide variety of tacos and etc

you may like the food but i promise you that the food wont like you back

after 30 minutes of consumption it is recommended to find the nearest bathroom

tip of the day: if you live beyond a 30 minutes reach of a taco bell, dont eat there

ooh also try the burritos theyre good

cool person 1: hey broski want to go to taco bell
cool person 2: do we live in a 30 minute vicinity of the subjugated area known as taco bell\
cool person 1: yes
cool person 2: we have two bathrooms right
cool person 1: yes
cool person 2: im down for taco bell

Taco Bell by AI_Buni June 10, 2021

Taco Bell

A cheap Mexican restaurant that give people massive amounts of diarrhea.

The restaurant is also known to give the lowest minimum wage to it's employees and mistreat them.

Bryan: "Holy shit dude, I just ate Taco Bell and I feel like shitting my organs out!"

Taco Bell by LucasTehMemer August 9, 2021

Taco Bell

Alternately titled "Toxic Hell." This is a resteraunt chain in which you get "just add hot water" food, and end up feeling like you just ate all of the radioactive waste from any Nuclear Plant in the world. The food is so biologically fucked up that it makes little annoying ankle-biting dogs talk.

I went to Taco Bell and damn do I feel polluted.

Taco Bell by TSMason May 12, 2003

taco bell

The single best place to steal sporks from.

Lets go get some sporks from Taco Bell. Maybe we can even pick up a strange disease from the food while were there!

taco bell by Freak Obscene April 30, 2004

Taco Bell

Where weapons of mass destruction are made.

Eat at Taco Bell and you'll have weapons of mass destruction within two hours.

Taco Bell by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

Taco Bell

The unofficial food chain for potheads.

stoner1: Dude, have you noticed that no one has defined Taco Bell as the unofficial food chain for potheads yet?

stoner2: Yeah, WTF? You'd think it would be, since Urban Dictionary is the unofficial dictionary of potheads.

stoner1:God, I love Taco Bell.

stoner2:God, I love Urban Dictionary.

stoner1: Dude, let's get really high, make a run for the boarder, then go on Urban Dictionary and define Taco Bell as the unofficial food chain for potheads!!!!

stoner2: We just did that, dude.

stoner1: Ooooh Yeeaaahh.....dude, I'm so fucking high.

stoner2:....... Dude, I gotta take a shit real bad.

Taco Bell by X-tine! September 27, 2006