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1. Noun Under the term, 'Stanley', is a wide range of adjectives that depict the nature of -- a naive, young man. 'Stanley' is One that lacks intuitive and ambition to do productive activities; instead, a man of such relieves life by entertaining himself endlessly with video games, watching 'Scrubs', and getting lost with a Subway map...in which, he may end up in China.

2. Noun A common name for a squiggly line; infamous in doodles.

Plural: Stanleys.
That child...is sure to become a Stanley one day! Karen...what are all these Stanleys doing in your Math Notebook? You will receive an F for doodling Stanleys all over your test paper.
Stanley by Tessalinne September 1, 2010
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A type of knife, associated with being used by English football hooligans amongst other things.
"Meet Stanley" From football factory, scouser whips out his Stanley knife.
Stanley by Duncaninho June 23, 2008
Stanley is a gay fuck and loves to strip and hump people.His humongous cork is more hairy than the hair on his head.When he opens his mouth,it is always because he wants suck a cork.He is an asshole
Person1”Stanley is coming
Person2:”Run for your lives
A code word for black people.
often used to make fun of them to their face without their knowledge.
Yo, that Stanley dropped his grape kool-aid all over his infant daughter named "Shawna" thats holding the KFC!!
Stanley by NotFareedHindawi April 12, 2011
A small dick virgin who ritualistically watches gay porn, while fingering himself. He calls other people gay to contemplate the fact he is too scared to come out. He lies about everything to make him look better than you to raise his huge ego. Stanleys are just overall gay, small dick, huge ego, virgins.
woah, that gay kid is suck a Stanley
Stanley by FeeterYeeter December 3, 2019
An incredibly sweet boy, however will get angry with you quite easily and will not be friends with you for weeks. After that he will go on and on about what you did. He is quite small and has long hair. He loves to gamble and will get your money willingly.
Omg he is as annoying as a stanley
Stanley by CurlyTugboat January 14, 2022
Stanley is very gud
Stanley by Stanley is gud October 26, 2018