Squinchinalous

That weird nasty crap that you squeeze out of the sponge when you're done doing dishes.

the meatloaf was crusty so the dishwater was extra squinchinalous tonight .

Squinchinalous by Concerned dishwasher November 20, 2016

Stanching 

Something terrible, smelly, bad beyond comprehension

Your feet are absolutely Stanching. Your face is Stanching.

Stanching by King Stanching September 22, 2021

squinching 

When you squint so hard your pussy farts

Oh man, Heather was squinching so hard trying to read that her pussy lips started to flap

squinching by Self-five October 23, 2013

Squatchin' 

Derived from 'sass-quatchin'
When someone is being unnecessarily sassy

"What's wrong with Bob?"
"I don't know but he's been squatchin' all day"

Squatchin' by BritNAZT February 27, 2014

squelching 

The sound you make when you've just curled out a very wet shit in your pants and can't be bothered to go home and change so you head to the nearest bar and sit down and have a drink. Everyone can smell you but you don't care. What you do care about is the fact that every time you move from cheek to cheek to get more comfortable you simply end up squelching all the time.

"Fucking hell mate, is that you making that smell?"
"Yeah. I just shit my pants."
"Can't you go home and change?"
"Yeah I guess. To be honest, probably best cos I'm just squelching over here. Fuck it's even running down into my boots."

squelching by Barry Spanners June 20, 2016

squeeching 

to make a really loud, annoying noise.

The birds were squeeching so bad, that the people spoke loudly for the rest of their lives.

squeeching by MandeeConvery March 26, 2008

squashing the fly 

In the game of hearts when you only win one trick.

Ha Ha Fred only squashed the fly

squashing the fly by tony shannon March 22, 2005