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Spurs Fan 

1. Egotistical NBA megalomaniac
2. Never admits defeat - is a sore loser
3. Supports and admires dirty, unskilled players, such as Bruce Bowen
4. Likes teams made of players older than David Robinson’s mom
A: Why is that guy suck a jerk?
B: He's a Spurs fan.
A: Ohhhh, THAT explains it.

spurs' fan

A motherfucker who sits under a tree thinking they are gonna win the champions league or the premier league.
My friend is a spurs' fan
spurs' fan by Manchester United December 14, 2018

Spurs Fan 

Those guys don't know english, they must be spurs fans.
Spurs Fan by scarleto October 9, 2008
NBA Basketball team who has won 2 championships, and one *championship in the last decade. A very old team (average age) with a Solid coach, boring Center/Forward (who looks like the sea-hag on Popeye), and other misc euro trash players. (yes argentina is lumped in there). The best thing about the Spurs is their point guard's wife.
Damn... did you see Kobe light up them Spurs again last night? Too bad that will probably be their last trip to the playoffs for quite a while.
Spurs by BC from HB - CA October 16, 2008

raise her spurs 

doesn't she look some sort of sexy, i would like to raise her spurs
raise her spurs by tuffpuff February 4, 2010

Spurs Kit 

Cockney rhyming slang for Shit (cack, poo, crap, turd)

Derived from ghastly team uniform of a very poor quality soccer team in the English Premier League called Tottenham Hotspurs a.k.a Spurs.
There is no way I’m taking that job, it’s Spurs Kit.

Woman: Do you like this dress?
Man: No, my darling. I'm afraid it is Spurs Kit.
Spurs Kit by Notorious O.T March 17, 2004