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Free slushie and pretzel

Usually when people want free stuff they ask for slushie and pretzel only from 7-Eleven, because 7-Eleven is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here you go lil Timmy, here is your free slushie and pretzel.

Anal Slushie 

When you take a nasty ass watery shit in your underwear and it's still sitting in your anus
Aw Man! i just had the worst anal slushie ever! this is what I get for eatin at the zoo.
Anal Slushie by broken dick May 5, 2019

Michael Slushie 

the ultimate slushie and monster mango loco combo.
Jaysus that Michael Slushie was amazing”

roadside slushie

When you add road salt to your drink. Take a handful of gray slush off of the sidewalk and mix it in with a Cherry Coke. Shake well.
The lady at the poison control help line laughed when I told her I took a big swig of a roadside slushie

Taint Slushie 

After you’ve gone for a hot n heavy run and the the area between your penis and balls is real slippery
I just ran through the tropics and it’s just a taint slushie down there
Taint Slushie by Rocky6969 March 3, 2023
When you jizz in an ice tray, freeze it, then put it in some girls water.
Dude i just slushied in karens drink
Slushie by mistycox August 20, 2016