snothing 

A sneeze that doesn't quite happen; a sneeze tease. (Derived from "it's nothing"; pron. "snuthin" or "snuffin")

"Ahhh... AAAHHHHH...." (silence) "Hey man, you need a tissue?" "Nah, it was just a snothing." "Well, bless you anyway."

snothing by smendler January 22, 2009

salmon sloshing 

the act of delicately inserting the tail half of a live salmon in a woman's vagina to arouse pleasure while the mouth end of the salmon is positioned to receive the penis of a male. In this sexual innuendo usually the male and female are to reach orgasmic climax once the salmon is deceased.

My pen pal Emma from Iceland invited me over to her home country to go Salmon sloshing. It's a yearly tradition for her family.

salmon sloshing by virginmary69 April 11, 2019

Slothin

A standard measurement of time, one slothin is equivalent to 36.4 seconds. This unit of time is used mostly with people who live along the North American east coast. A slothin is believed to be the amount of time it takes a South American three toed sloth to move 6 inches.

1.Sorry, im stuck in traffic, I'm going to be a few slothins late.

2.Where are you! You were supposed to meet my parents for dinner 30 slothins ago.

3.The next bus is in 45 slothins.

Slothin by Matty_Rays November 8, 2013

soothing 

To be relaxing similar to marinating and chilling

The lads and i were soothing out last night

soothing by Timmy Solly August 9, 2006

Woll Smothing 

The act of being sucessful\making more money than most small countries while putting on a Woll Smoth face. In actual fact, doing anything while pulling a Woll Smoth face will suffice.

*Drunken off chops bum looks at upper class citizen walking down the street

"Are you Woll Smothing me?!?!!?!"

Woll Smothing by littlefireyone February 28, 2013

rhythmic sloshing 

The noise you hear when a couple in an apartment near you is having sex in a large tub.

First I heard the water run and fill the tub followed by the couple laughing and splashing around together. Later, all I heard was moaning and rhythmic sloshing.

rhythmic sloshing by MR2 July 27, 2008

Sloshing 

The act of having sex using, with and amidst several of your favorite food groups. Safely, you must put down a shower curtain or similiar human/carpet barrier, and then enjoy a variety of puddings, cakes and similiar delicious edibles with your chosen mate.

Dude, we definately got to sloshing last night and ruined the couch. The chocolate pudding will never come out.

Sloshing by thejackalope September 27, 2009