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hips are spreading 

phrase used in the acknowledgement of a young girl/woman coming to the age where she can birth children. Also used in the south to let said girl/woman know that she has garnered sexual attention. See also: hips widening, hips getting wide, childbearing hips.
When creepy uncle Ray saw his daughter and her friends going to the pool, he made it a point to let them all know their hips are spreading with the tip of his hat and a wink right before they all barfed at the thought of the pervy piece of shit and hbis thoughts.

spreading like a wind-blown brush fire 

When a rumor, gossip, or the like, is spreading quickly
The rumor that Bob is the father of Tina's baby is spreading like a wind-blown brush fire

leg spreading 101 

Legend has it this class was offered at Kutztown University of PA. Its said this class was created to prepare the girls for what is inevitable throughout their college experience, especially at KU, also known to some as the University of Clap.
My last girlfriend took Leg Spreading 101 and thank god for that! Its just too bad she cheated on with with that fraternity...and the basketball team...and the baseball team...and..."
leg spreading 101 by the Walt February 20, 2005

Man spreading

Nothing to do with taking up an extra space, just giving the balls room to breathe
Dude my sack feels like is suffocating, that's why I always be man spreading my meat
Man spreading by Jocoque May 26, 2017

Sneaking Harold 

When a man has a prairie dog and the woman sucks on it as if she were giving the shit head.
Dude, Lisa just gave me a sneaking harold in the bathroom after 4th block!

The Spreading Eagle 

When one makes Eagle noises while spreading legs and flapping arms during sexual intercourse.
Hey, do you wanna try the spreading eagle tonight?
oooh, kinky