Shasta Soda is a budget-friendly, off-brand carbonated beverage (soda, pop, Coke, whatever you call it), sold in the Western US and parts of the Southwest US.
Shasta Soda is known for being cheap, easy to find from store to store, and horribly disgusting in taste. You know how some people liken drinking Coors Light to drinking cat piss? Well, the same can be said for Shasta Soda. It looks cool, and the price sure is low, but
according to many,
you're better off buying
Kool-Aid packets and using parasite-infested water from your local sewage system.
Shasta Soda 2-liters of varying flavors are often used by Paul Harrell as targets on the range. It's a fantastic idea, and it illustrates a lot of the points he makes.
I'd rather drink New Coke. Or a large Farva.
"Dude, ever had Shasta Soda? It tastes like cat piss."
"We're not buying Shasta Soda. I'd rather drink my own urine."
"Hi,
Paul Harrell here for Shasta Soda. At the end of a long day on
the range, whether it's sunny or... Rainy, there's nothing quite as
refreshing as Shasta Red... Punch. *Drinks it and spits it out* Jeez!"
