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Senator John Kerry 

One who misleads voters by delivering promises that are next to impossible to keep because Americans are too stupid to realize how these promises really "work" SEE: Watch the debates and read the papers for both sides of the story dumbass AND: There are two sides stop believing the one that SOUNDS the best withought knowing info.
Statement or Promise: Healthcare for everyone, the same as the Senators get.

Reality: Despite everyone thought, depending on the income of the Senator or person in question, The GOVERNMENT will choose a program best SUITED to your income. Sure, it will be Blue Cross, but nothing was said about transplants or hospitalization being covered...sorry, you must not make enough.

Statement: Minimum wage higher for everyone especially women

Reality: Taxes will be raised, although I hate the upperclass, there is not nearly enough of them to tax to cover my promise on this one, therefor, sorry middle and lower class, more taxes for you too.

Statement: I will bring our boys home

Reality: As soon as i take credit for what is going on overseas, and I make the other promises I made come true, Then I will bring home half.
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Senator Nuance

The less-than-enthralling John Kerry.
Senator Nuance and his running-mate, the Breck Girl, are coming to town.

Senator King 

One of the men involved in a government (gay orgy)
Senator King took it like a champ last night in the government.
Senator King by Anonymous7697 December 8, 2017

Senator Flood

A person who is so fashionable but secretly ripped
He is a Senator Flood
Senator Flood by Citadel99 June 6, 2018

Senator Craig's

Yo them dudes are such Senator Craig's

senator khalifa 

The charming and irresistable khalifa is from the northeastern part of the world.He's handsome,caring,inteligent,unpredictable,loving ,hot and likes spending.He's also a successor and a leader.He doesn't need his flaws to make a lady fall for him because it happens unconventionally because of his characteristics
I guess you now know the irresistable senator khalifa
senator khalifa by Senator khalifa February 4, 2020

senator binky 

senator who was tried in the OJ trial, often used as an exclamation to call someone a derogatory term, friend of DJ Khaled
Shut up senator binky because you wasn’t even there!