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Selena Gomez 

Selena Gomez, an American actress starting her carreer at Disney Channel, mostly from where her fans come from.

She played the role Alex in the show 'The Wizards Of Waverly Place', she was as lazy ass as now.
In Barney too. With one of the most talented vocalist of this generation, Demi Lovato.
Then she joined a musical group with other musicians. 'Selena Gomez & The Scene', her name had to pop.
She dated Justin Bieber, that's how people knew her. Started her solo carreer, cause she left the musicians in 2013. A little lame.
Her first single did an ok amount of success comparing to queens of this generation.
She started to flop as she hasn't shown a lot of support for the communities.
Debut album 'Stars Dance' was hard for people to listen. 'Come & Get It' and 'Slow Down' are the most known songs in that album and still not relevant.
In 2015 'Revival' came out, it flopped even more. 'Same Old Love', 'Good For You' and 'Hands To Myself' didn't do well. She broke up with Justin and needed promo.
One album is coming, only selenators are excited. 'It Ain't Me' is the first single that is actually good in charts (not even her single yikes). The lead single is 'Bad Liar', a flop in charts and is not a good song (average as but the m/v is the only good thing). She will come out with another song called 'Fetish'. Seems like we will have to live with that song in the world.
She is also the least successfull of the ex-acts, least talented, least woke, least everything...
"Taylor Swift's bew single should be a Selena Gomez."

"That's so Selena Gomez, fake friends are awfull."

"Selena Gomez, that latina legend?"
"No, what do you mean?"
"Oh, wrong. I meant Selena Quintanilla"

"I love Selena Gomez's selfies."
"And what about her music?"
"Is she a singer?"

"You are so Selena Gomez, you said that all lives matter but muslims lives don't!"
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Selena Gomez 

Selena Gomez is an iconic queen who is coming to snatch your wigs with SG2. She is a very hard working, charitable, kind and talented human who deserves nothing but love.
"i love selena gomez she inspires me to kill people with kindness"
"selena gomez is more iconic than ariana grande but wbk"
Selena Gomez by skinnylegendforever September 30, 2018

Selena Gomez 

A bitch who can’t stop victimising herself
Person 1: Who’s that bitch who can’t stop talking about her traumas and writing songs about her ex and then claiming she’s over him?
Person 2: Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez 

Selena Gomez is a sexy bitch.....her body is absolutely amazing and her tight assets
I would fuck Selena Gomez’s right ass

Selena gomez 

The most talented musician. She is down to earth and pretty as hell. So selena gomez means perfect
The new student in my class is so selena gomez
Selena gomez by Smackmyasslikeadrum September 15, 2021

Selena Gomez 

Selena is a former Disney star who was famous for her show Wizards of Waverly Place, and also playing a character in the show Hannah Montanna with fellow Disney star and friend Miley Cyrus in 2007-2008. Selena was also friends with Demi Lovato for quite some time, but unfortunately there not friends anymore :( She’s also famous for dating the Famous pop star Justin Bieber in the past. Her music career has blown up and is one of the biggest artists in the world! But some people don’t think she can sing. But she can. Let’s be honest, she’s not the best singer but she definitely has some talent. Her low notes are incredible by the way. Almost as low as Miley Cyrus! Selena has also proven to be a REALLY good dancer and actress. She is also the queen of Instagram with over 300 million followers. One thing people don’t know about sel is that she suffers from a autoimmune disease called lupus, which almost ended her life. But she had a friend donate her a kidney and is now living better than ever! Selena is an icon and deserves more credit for her hard work.

So if someone ever calls you a Selena Gomez, take it as a compliment:)
Bully: “You’re like Selena Gomez XD”
Me: “Aw thanks Selena is a icon!”

Selena Gomez 

A famous autotune-based singer.
Person 1: “Have you heard Selena Gomez’s new song?”
Person 2: “No, is it good?”
Person 1: “Yeah, it’s a song about Justin Bieber!”
Person 2: “again? it’s been years since they broke up, I feel so bad. She should really move on :(“
Selena Gomez by violentnympth September 25, 2023