Skip to main content

schmoozle 

Someone who is an idiot, ugly, narcissistic, and rude.
Rylan is a schmoozle.
schmoozle by Icy 2106 May 17, 2022

schmoodles

1. a term of endearment
2. often refers to a cutie
3. very adorable
Girl: Hey schmoodles, how are you.
Boy: Hi muffin, I'm great.
schmoodles by Presti June 24, 2008

Schmondler 

Noun: A schmondler is someone who is walking slow enough for you to overtake.

Verb: To schmondle or schmondling. Walking slow enough to be over taken.

Might I add that schmondlers are very very bad and should be annhilated because they are really annoying, generally because they always seem to travel in groups and take up the entire path and/or corridor. Please, I urge all you non-schmondlers to shoot these people in the backs of the head with crossbows and other such devices that launch sharp and/or blunt objects at high speeds. Thank you.
Noun. "Oh great, we're stuck behind some schmondlers. Does anyone have a crossbow?"

Verb. "I strongly suggest that you stop schmondling, otherwise i'll have no choice but to destroy you in various horribly painful ways."
Schmondler by SchmondlerHunter November 6, 2009

schnoogle 

1. A portmanteau word, comprised approximately of giggle and snuggle, used to describe the act of giving love (us. platonic)when entering a chat room. Similar action to glomp.

2. A website devoted to novel-length Harry Potter fanfiction. (www.schnoogle.com)
SEVLUVR schnoogled me when I told her how much I liked her latest chapter on Schnoogle.
schnoogle by Libby November 6, 2003

Schnobble 

1. A random word used by 0.0000001% of people in America to describe how you are not listening and how you really dont care what a person is saying.
Wife-I told you to fix the fence a month ago,and also shave you beard.I want kids.And also,TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!!! YOU-sCHNOBBLE...
Schnobble by Alex 3 December 24, 2008

schnoggle 

the act of tickling the persons chin, can be used as a greeting or for fun
schnoggle will soon be a world-wide phenomenon and known to everyone in the world
schnoggle by movieguy92 December 22, 2010