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ur rubber ducky give sucky 

The ultimate roast. This can instantly end anyone you're roasting. If you use this, you gain +2 intelligence and achieve Rick and Morty level power.
Drake: ur mom gay
Kanye: Boi imma just skip this whole thing and end u right now.
Drake: wait no
Kanye: Ur rubber ducky give sucky
*Drake fades from existence while screaming in agony to a hell where ocean man and all star constantly play in a horrible voice*

Decoy Rubber Ducky

The ultimate of the decoy’s. Not quite immoral in looks, however possibly in age, but this factor is eliminated by their looks. A female between the grades of 8-10. Prime age is 13 or 14.
“Emma is Decoy Rubber Ducky, she has the ultimate package, and she is only 13!”

A Rubber Ducky 

A rubber duck you put on the end of your penis and then you have sex!
Nick put a rubber ducky on himself had sex with his girlfriend.
A Rubber Ducky by Fpiewjoufgeogegjo November 21, 2010

Caledonia Rubber Ducky 

You acquire a woman (presumably after giving birth), you hang her upside down by the legs. After that, you nut in her, then you take a pressure washer (at least 250 psi), and fill her womb up. Once it is filled, you place a rubber ducky on top, thus, a Caledonia Rubber Ducky.
Woman 1: “Did you see the news!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”

rubber your ducky 

>-no glove no love
>-don't be silly wrap you willy
>-don't be a fool wrap your tool
>-don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
>-dont be a wenis protect you penis
>-dont share your sperm over your worm
>-before you spank her cover your wanker
>-If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
>-if your gunna banger cover your wanger
>- There only a buck get one before you fuck

or pretty much to wear a condom.
dont forget to "rubber your ducky" tomorrow night.
rubber your ducky by doyouwanna April 25, 2006

ducky butt rubber 

The art of using a rubber duck to insert into the vagina or anus while taking a bubble bath.
"She couldn't find her waterproof vibrator last night, so she got herself some ducky butt rubber love in the tub."