A ravioli bitch is a person who you are close to, a friend, that did something stupid. It should be the thing that you wouldnt like, but you love that person regardless. (A popular phrase used in reject kids)(usually said in a high, scratchy Voice)
There can only be one ravioli God in the world. If the current ravioli God doesn't want to be god, they have to go to the closest Zapppos and poison all the food. The person who survives is the next ravioli God.