Rasputin log 

A bowel movement that keeps coming back despite multiple attempts of being flushed/disposed of.

I locked myself in that chick’s bathroom for a half hour because I couldn’t get my Rasputin log down the shitter.

Rasputin log by Hillerro April 11, 2009

Rasputin Banana 

The Rasputin Banana is when you use shattered glass from fine glass to slice 3 to 5 of the veins on your penis and shout "Для России!" (Translation: "For Russia!" ) and proceed to rail your boyfriend or girlfriend in the ass until they shit themselves using nothing but dick blood for lube.

I picked up this chick at the bar and she told me she wanted to do something extra kinky tonight so I gave her the Rasputin Banana.

Rasputin Banana by KING HORN November 20, 2017

rasputin mustache 

the act of shaving a wild squirrel, rubbing it down with vasoline and inserting into the anus then taking the squirrel clippings and pasting them on your upper lip.

i was so drunk at the zoo last week i gave myself a rasputin mustache

rasputin mustache by the big delicious May 31, 2010

Rasputin's Revenge 

A mean prank for which you will need the following items: A sleeping girlfriend or friend, an apple carved into a little jack-o-lantern complete with a lit birthday candle inside, and a glass of icewater. Hang the scary apple-lantern from a string in front of the sleeper's face, dip your hand in the icewater until it's very cold, and then cover their mouth with your icy hand. They will instantly wake up and see a red glowing head in their face and attempt to scream, only to be muffled by an icy, dead hand.

"My girlfriend would not have sex with me last night, so later I pulled the old Rasputin's Revenge"

Rasputin's Revenge by PaulAllensCard May 20, 2013

Rasputin sized

adj.) when your dick is the size of Rasputin (aka 13 inch)

Hey baby my cock is Rasputin sized!

The dude I did last night had a Rasputin sized penis!

Rasputin sized by Edward Von Trapp May 30, 2008

Rasputin special 

The Rasputin special is a subway measured to the exact size to the mm of Rasputin’s penis and contains Rasputin’a penis inside.

I’ll have a Rasputin special please.

Rasputin special by Rasputin special March 31, 2021

rasputin list

A list that one keeps, usually mentally, of CDs, DVDs, video games, etc., that he/she wants to buy, not at full price, but either used, or at a large discount. (The name comes from Rasputin Music, a chain of used music and video stores around San Francisco.)

"I kind of like that band, but they're not my favorite. Their CD is going on my Rasputin list."

rasputin list by mathjedi September 16, 2005