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musket rammer 

The act of taking chewing Tobacco out of you bottom lip placing on a woman's asshole and ramming it in with your penis
I would totally do a musket rammer to your sister

mister butt rammer

fuck you for not putting my shit up assholes
mister butt rammer by Anonymous October 28, 2003

European Ass Rammer

When A man Shoves his fist in another mans asshole while shes doing a handstand usually followed up by a Russian Dick Fidget
Bryan was thankful for the European Ass Rammer Alex performed on him last night

Rainbow Rammer 

Noun:
1. A homosexual male.
2. A straight man who humps a homosexual man in the butt- not because he's gay, but because he's just desperate to get his rocks off. The Rainbow Rammer in this case would signify the "giver", not the "taker". The receiving person would be known as the "Rammee".
3. A far more colorful way to call someone stupid. (Simply replace the word "gay" with "rainbow rammer" in your day-to-day conversations)

Adjective:
Rainbow Ramming (ex: a gay fashion designer = a rainbow ramming fashion designer)

Verb:
Rainbow Ram, (past tense: rainbow rammed)

This phrase came about because the widely accepted symbol for gay people is a rainbow, and, well, you can probably figure out the "rammer" part.

See also: fairy fucker
Taylor: Dude, last night I totally rainbow rammed that rainbow ramming idiot from my musical play!

Steve: You're gay now?

Taylor: Hell no! It's only gay if you kiss, or play the catcher!

Steve: Whatever, you rainbow rammer.

Taylor: Exactly!
Rainbow Rammer by Barlow! January 3, 2009

Rectum Rammer 

A bisexual man who doesnt only slide it in but automatically starts ramming it hard inside the man or woman very hard until possible bleeding if not bad bruising.
Girl: owww! owww! stop being a rectum rammer you are hurting me!
Man: I cant baby it feels so good! *WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM!!*

Toad Rammer 

A twenty-something male that enjoys digging up dead bodies, connecting the rectum to the penile canal by using a power drill, and then finally inserting a frog or toad into the anus and pushing it through the urethra using a blunt stick. The frog or toad is then released back into it's home body of water to share it's experiences.
I'm thinking of marrying this guy, but I think he might be a toad rammer. What should I do?
Toad Rammer by RoastTurkey September 4, 2008