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ERP (Electronic Road Pricing) 

Initialism for Electronic Road Pricing. An electronic system of road pricing with gantries installed throughout several locations in Singapore, with the purpose of managing traffic problems especially during peak hours.
The Land Transport Authority (LTA) has called a tender to develop Singapore's next generation ERP (electronic road pricing) system. The new system will be based on Global Navigation Satellite System technology.
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2D printing 

The inverse of 3D printing where a 3D object is reduced by very thin layers at a time. Often used in the context of wiping your ass, but you are really just wiping a poo that hasn't fully extruded from your anus. Because you are wiping a poo, wiping clean is an exercise in futility. Instead, the defecator should resume trying to push out the poo before attempting to wipe again.

People have referred to this as craypa shits when the poo has the quality of an oil pastel when wiping.
This is the opposite of an Ace, where after a poop, the wipe is clean on the first run.
I couldn't wipe clean the other day because I was just 2D printing a poo.
What's taking so long, are you 2D printing a poo in there?
2D printing by 2dprinting May 12, 2013

PogDogs Pricing

PogDogs Pricing is a way to put up an item for overpriced, in the game Hypixel Skyblock, and make it still sell somehow?
I put that item up for PogDogs pricing and it sold.

Leopard Printing 

A sexual act between two people, where one person goes for a shit and doesn't wipe. Meanwhile their partner gets down on all fours. After the first person has finished their shit, they squat over their partner and spread their bum cheeks, then dip up and down while printing "leopard" like spots on their back.
Boyfriend - "Your back is like a blank canvas"

Girlfriend - "it's ready for some leopard printing"

prinking 

Short for "pre-noon drinking" or getting drunk before noon.
Woke up early so I could start prinking before the day got too stressful.
prinking by mebemunky November 7, 2014

Hardcore Prancing 

(v.) when "scenesters", or "scene kids" try to Hardcore Dance at shows (concerts, gigs...), but have no clue what to do, thus attempting to look as "HxC" as possible, when in actuality, they look even more ridiculous than normal. Especially being that hardcore dancing is ultimately retarded.
Scene Kid: (hardcore prancing in the pits)

Not-Stupid Person: (kicks scene kid in the shin) "This isn't an Attack Attack concert, scene bean; Stop hardcore prancing."
Hardcore Prancing by Nestle. January 16, 2011

prancing ginger 

that thing you do that your significant other is automatically guaranteed to ditch you for
yeah, I was with my girl the other night and pulled a prancing ginger, she'll never talk to me again

it sucks, dude, i guess the dirty sanchez was just her personal prancing ginger
prancing ginger by lbill October 1, 2011