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Portugese Predator 

A woman of foreign origin, who's sole purpose in life is to prey and capture the heart and soul of unsuspecting men.

Usually spotted in or around British nightclubs, the Portugese predator can be seen in a variety of places such as public buildings or the quiet of neighbourhood streets.

This species of predator is particularly dangerous due to its vicious arm lock and poisonous tounge.
Women in Belfast are often named Portugese Predators due to their overwhelming urge to pounce upon men.
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portugese hamburger 

When a person travels to Europe and spends too much time in the hotel room with his/hers sports team.
While in Europe Johnny indulged in many Portugese Hamburgers!

Portugese cannon 

The act of haveing sex and shooting ur kidney stone into her pussy.
Last night I gave that bitch the ol portugese cannon

Portugese Pillory 

Aggressive falatio resulting in the gobbler deepthroating via the enjoyer manoeuvring their legs around the gobblers neck.
" Came home and when she was giving me head I locked my legs around her neck & we did a portugese pillory. "
Portugese Pillory by Gashgc April 10, 2024

brazilian portugese 

A clear form of Portugese. Portugese from Portugal sound like Russian, spiting food, and a lisp. Brazilain Portugese is acutaly closer to the original Portugese than Portugese from Portugal.
"I took a course for Brazilian Portugese."
brazilian portugese by carioca February 15, 2007

Portuguese Space Shuttle 

As a member state of the European Space Agency, Portugal contributes to the development of European Space Vehicles. The latest Portuguese Space Shuttle as tested by ESA is the Intermediate Experimental Vehicle (IXV).
The Portuguese Space Shuttle has been successfully tested. The Europeans are developing some really cool shuttles!
Portuguese Space Shuttle by SG5 September 25, 2016

Portuguese Snowblower 

A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.
My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.
Portuguese Snowblower by SG5 August 27, 2016