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Patriots Fan 

A word used to describe someone who is on the bandwagon.
Jack is so annoying. He routes for the teams that always win. What a patriots fan.
Patriots Fan by bmb0909 November 4, 2015

Patriots Fan 

People that are actually very smart because they know what the best NFL team is.
Harvard: And what's your favorite NFL team?
Guy: I'm a Patriots fan
Harvard: Nigga you want a scholarship?
Patriots Fan by DuckyGumbo September 23, 2019

patriots daddy

Eli manning and nick foles beat the patriots in the super bowl so that’s them the patriots daddy
patriots daddy by Lil dick gang February 16, 2018

Patriots Fans 

Patriots fans are really weird.
Patriots Fans by chocolatekirk February 3, 2019

Patriots fan 

Someone who drives a big truck and has bright LED headlights that blind everything and everyone. They usually get really close to the back of your car or rev their engine when they're in a quiet area.
Todd: Damn, does that dude have his brights on or something? Those lights are unnecessary.

Chad: Well he's probably a Patriots fan or something.
Patriots fan by Incosleep October 11, 2020

Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement 

A corporate-funded astroturf campaign disguised as a grass roots movement. A movement who's main objective is to further enrich the top 1% through various subversive means such as cutting the top tax rate (which is already the lowest it's been since the 1920s), and which has little agenda otherwise.
The Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement is actually just a disingenuous attempt by the billionaire Koch brothers and Fox News to shift the country's economic policy further in favor of wealthy, powerful elites, ignoring the fact that such policies under George Dubya led to the Great Recession.