eggplant parmesan 

Eggplant Parmesan = Sucking dick until it explodes cream cheese all over your face

Come over tonight I'm making you eggplant Parmesan

eggplant parmesan by FredRodgers May 11, 2016

Rooster Parmesan 

It's a blowjob after having had sex with your menstruating partner.

Dude, last night I had my first Rooster Parmesan. It wasn't as bad as I had imagined. Turns out, I love the taste of my menstrual blood.

Rooster Parmesan by Bleeding Brown Eye March 20, 2010

Gooch Parmesan 

Noun; When a bitch don't clean her gooch and there is a mix of blood, shit and loose hairs.
Sometimes coupled with lice and/or crab flavoring.
It has a very dank smell, kind of like a mix of blood, shit, and yet again more shit on top of that.

Guy 1: "Hey, how was it with that fat bitch last night?
Guy 2: "I'm never being the Grenade man again, that bitch had gooch parmesan!

Gooch Parmesan by Atormentedsoul July 17, 2011

Eggplant Parmesan 

A delicious Italian treat made from eggplants. It's pretty self-explanatory you nitwit. How fucking stupid do you have to be to search for Eggplant Parmesan on Urban Dictionary? I bet you searched for pineapple too. Someone should give you a lobotomy.

Fuck you and your whole family for searching for Eggplant Parmesan on Urban Dictionary?

Eggplant Parmesan by GeorgeClooney'sTaint December 10, 2018

Pussy Parmesan 

When your sexual partner wakes you up with morning sex and its as good as chicken parmesan in bed.

I woke up this morning to some amazing Pussy Parmesan

Pussy Parmesan by Willdrop February 10, 2021

Tossing Parmesan 

The act of spreading cocaine about the outer extremities of one's anús while another individual proceeds to snort it. Derived from the term tossing salad due to the locality of the action and the parmesan like consistency of the aforementioned narcotic. Can be shortened to "tossin' parm."

Guy 1: It's so snowy in here but I'm so bored of snorting it off of the table.
Guy 2: I know! Let's try Tossing Parmesan!

Guy 1: Sounds good to me! *proceeds to lower pantaloons*

Tossing Parmesan by BallsCommaMcGee January 12, 2016

Dirty parmesan 

Someone who processes with the raunchest of acts went ot come to sexual before crossing the line, sniffing feces encrusted undies, drinking urine, and furries

Holy camoly those furries are absolutely committing acts of dirty parmesan, need a stomach pump APAS mans been guzzling to much pee

Dirty parmesan by Harangue, Gus, Wangchungus November 5, 2020