Paddle Shifters
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Paddle it by C bukowski October 7, 2007
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Pink Paddle Boat
To perform oral sex on a woman. Specifically in a fashion to make her fall madly for you due to your 'paddle boating' skills.
Your Friend: "Why is she still obsessed with you even though you broke up 3 months ago?"
You: "I gave her the pink paddle boat before we had sex for the first time. It kept her coming back for more."
You: "I gave her the pink paddle boat before we had sex for the first time. It kept her coming back for more."
Pink Paddle Boat by zanderiv April 6, 2010
Paddle and Peach
Usually a response to a question used to describe how something or someone is.
When something is great, good, okay, fine.
When something is great, good, okay, fine.
Instead of:
Sophie: Hows things?
Ellen: Things are good thanks.
It is:
Sophie: Hows things?
Ellen: It's all paddle and peach!
Sophie: Hows things?
Ellen: Things are good thanks.
It is:
Sophie: Hows things?
Ellen: It's all paddle and peach!
Paddle and Peach by Sophiee. :) February 19, 2009
paddleball
when in the 69 position the man vigorously bounces his balls off of the woman's forehead, like a small child playing with a paddleball.
paddleball by the lunch boys November 3, 2003
Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes!
A term used between 2 individuals when travelling through an area which you wouldn't normally traverse because it is frequented by a bunch of horrible individuals who would not think twice about shagging you up the arse!
Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!
Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!
Godfrey: I think we should get on the next bus Gerald, I don't like it round here?
Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!
Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!
Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes! by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009
drunk to puddles
When one reaches a state of intoxication that likens them to a puddle.
Characterized by the following:
- An internal state of gushiness
- Being sprawled out or in a fetal position on the floor
- Having literally passed out in a puddle outside when trying to make it home.
Characterized by the following:
- An internal state of gushiness
- Being sprawled out or in a fetal position on the floor
- Having literally passed out in a puddle outside when trying to make it home.
Yo, did you see Alan last night? He was wicked drunk!
Yeah, that kid was drunk to puddles. I heard he hit on like six girls and then passed out at the bottom of the stairwell of his ex's apartment.
Yeah, that kid was drunk to puddles. I heard he hit on like six girls and then passed out at the bottom of the stairwell of his ex's apartment.
drunk to puddles by Alan & Aileen December 15, 2008