one turn on the trail 

This was said by an old man acting as Clyde Barrow's father in the movie "The Highwaymen". I suspect that it means something like proceeding in yet another direction.

After working on the roof of my home I descended the ladder and mowed the lawn which was essentially one turn on the trail.

one turn on the trail by JCA/Bremerton May 3, 2022

The one to steal on 

The one whose presence is to be met with mockery and derision.

Hym "You've probably never heard the phrase before but that's what it means. I think. That's what lunch box was. The one to steal on. That's what this is. Ya'll are treating me like the one to steal on. It's horse shit. I don't even know HOW to feel bad for you anymore."

The one to steal on by Hym Iam January 9, 2023

one foot on the bridge 

Meaning that a person is so stressed out they're even considering jumping off a bridge.
For stressed out students or workers (mainly made for college students, especially around finals time).
Not meant to be taken seriously!!! IT IS A JOKE.

"Hey Roxanne, you okay? "
Roxanne: "Nah man, it's finals week. Between this and work, I've already got one foot on the bridge.."

one foot on the bridge by Bb용 January 12, 2017

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter by Meep beep June 12, 2021

one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door 

To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.

The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.

one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door by Libertine October 4, 2005

I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.

Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.

"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."

I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel. by Armando 1972 January 1, 2012

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

2 phrases:

"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical

"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-

damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...

"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel by GoldieGal April 12, 2019