Napoleon dynamite 

The best movie in the world. If you haven't seen it you are a fat lard, just like tina the llama. It is about a nerdy kid living in Idaho who is just trying to get a little respect from the ladies and improve his ninja skills. I love him, because he is a sexy beast, and so will you.

Watching this movie makes you prone to using ND slang such as "Flipp'in", "Sweet", "GOSH", "IDIOT!" and "Liger". Bow before him, for he is a god.

Napoleon dynamite by Quetzalli August 23, 2004

napoleon dynamite 

A geat movie that,when it first came out everyone said it sucked. Now that it's "cool" everyone has decided that they love it all of a sudden,even the people that before said it was gay. I wanted the people who made the movie to get some money for their trouble,but this is too much.

If I hear one more person qoute the movie I will cut open their throat and hang them with their vocal cords.

napoleon dynamite by fan turned annoyed protestor January 25, 2005

napoleon dynamite 

Pretty much the best film ever made.

Piggy 1: GOSH! I love Napoleon Dynamite.
Piggy 2: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.

napoleon dynamite by El and Lou September 3, 2005

napoleon dynamite 

It really is not that funny. (I have seen it 4 times, not by choice) There is no plot, it is basically going into the most boring school finding a geek and making a movie about him needing chapstick and him having a crazy uncle. Most people only like it because everyone else does. If you really like good for you I'm not telling you not to and if you were one of the orignal people to watch it and like it that's even better.

I'm not a napoleon dynamite hater it's just that a lot of people only like it because it's the flavor of the month. Just like Crank Dat Soulja Boy, Borat, Livestrong bands, and Ay Bay Bay this trend will die.

napoleon dynamite by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007

Napoleon Dynamite 

(proper noun) A "nerdy-type" guy from Idaho who does not care about what anyone thinks of him and just does what he enjoys. Interests include: drawing pictures of fairy-tale creatures and the like, tetherball, throwing oranges at passing cars. Also stars in his own movie called, obviously, "Napoleon Dynamite" which was flipping SWEET!! People who are against this movie because it's "stupid" and "pointless" need to chill because that's just it... you have to appreciate the mindlessness!

direct quote from Napoleon to Deb, his prom date: "I like your sleeves. They're real big."

Napoleon Dynamite by nico April 9, 2005

napoleon dynamite 

napoleon dynamite is the coolest movie/guy on the planet. Vote for Pedro!!!

Guy:Napoleon, gimme some of your tots!
Napoleon:No! Go get your own!
<Guy Kicks napoleons tots>
Napoleon:Eww! Gross! Frickin' Idiot Gosh!

napoleon dynamite by Mr. Craig November 2, 2004

Napoleon Dynamite 

By far the shittiest film ever to become so popular. Utterly shitty. So shitty that I wanted to cry. I can't understand why people liked it and not the 100 movies/shows/internet shorts that come out every month with the exact same type of fucking stupid humor. On top of all that it was slow paced and boring. see shit

Damn! This movie blows donkey cock! I'm not watching another minute of this shit! I wish Napoleon would open his damn eyes, that squinting bastard! If that fucking kid makes another film I'll hunt him down, eat his brain, and use his lifeless body for pre-med anatomical studies!

Napoleon Dynamite by Hanz Von Steiner March 25, 2005